kessia roberts

talkingobjects:Rendering Synthetic Objects Into Legacy...

Wed, 02 May 2012 20:06:28 -0400

Rendering Synthetic Objects Into Legacy Photographs: Here’s a fascinating demo into technology that can quickly and realistically insert fake 3D objects into photographs — lighting, shading and all. Aside from a few annotations provided by the user (e.g. where the light sources are), the software doesn’t need to know anything about the images.
via: PetaPixel

"Everyone in me is a bird. I am beating all my wings."

Wed, 02 May 2012 16:05:01 -0400

“Everyone in me is a bird. I am beating all my wings.”

- Sylvia Plath (via kleir)

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Wed, 02 May 2012 11:56:27 -0400

susue:

NIKE　ナイキバスケットボールTシャツ / B.B.BOOSTER

Blinds #24

Wed, 02 May 2012 07:23:31 -0400

sunlightthroughblinds:

Just copped some fresh white chucks.

Wed, 02 May 2012 03:56:00 -0400

stylethroughtrial:

Authentics were way too dirty.

strapmeallday:Who wants to fuck my ass like this?

Tue, 01 May 2012 20:03:09 -0400

strapmeallday:

Who wants to fuck my ass like this?

Steve Hope: Tim Emmett Indoor Ice Climbing for the BBC

Tue, 01 May 2012 16:08:35 -0400

Steve Hope: Tim Emmett Indoor Ice Climbing for the BBC:

stevenhope:

spriceritz:ANTM ALL-STARS EPISODE RECAPEpisode 4: “Express line...

Tue, 01 May 2012 11:51:00 -0400

spriceritz:

ANTM ALL-STARS EPISODE RECAP
Episode 4: “Express line to crazy town”
I got really excited when the girls came home from the grocery store with nothing but bags full of wine. I thought, “Finally, someone’s going to have wine for dinner and say some crazy shit—just like a real model!” But, no. The wine was just a segue for informing us via voice-over that The Grill (aka Lisa) used to have a drinking problem and even went to “celeb” rehab, which I think is just what people who live in LA call rehab.
Someone dies! (Almost, kind of)
Five minutes in, Kayla (I forgot her nickname and am too lazy to look it up) started acting like a Victorian lady on a summer day, whoozing and flitting her handkerchief about. Dizzy and nauseous, she retired to the boudoir. Uh, hello? Weren’t y’all just stocking the pantry with wine bottles? SHE’S HUNGOVER, just leave her alone. Then the hyperventilating kicked in and, as reported by Isis Sr., “Her heart was beating like, uh….crazy!” So obviously this was a total emergency. The ambulance showed up and took her off to hospital.
Turns out it was just cardiac arrhythmia, most likely induced by stress. Though, Kayla acted like she escaped the clutches of death for the rest of the episode.
The Challenge
I’m pretty sure that somewhere, somehow, there exists animals that don’t have fur, but are instead covered in denim. I believe this because last night J. Manuel was wearing a patchwork jacket made from their hide. Anyway, bedecked in his endangered jean jacket, Jay announced this week’s challenge: audition for a role on CSI! After 30 minutes memorizing their lines, including complicated medical jargon, the thespians each took a shot at possible stardom. The results were basically the verbal equivalent of watching models on stilts. Some highlights from the shoot:
-       “Half the words are longer than my face!”—Kayla
-       New word alert: “Barbotonicals” (Courtesy of Dewy Bumpkin)
-       Can’t remember “barbiturate”? Just say “Neosporin.” It’s totally the same.
-       Can’t remember anything? Do as Trout Mouth does and place a fist under your chin!
-       “I sing, I act, I model, my fans love me, I look good.” —Isis Sr. on the obvious reasons behind her impending success as an actress.
And the winner is…Bre, who I’m temporarily going to re-nickname, Squinchy Teeth (don’t ask). She didn’t mess up her lines as bad as the others and therefore won the real challenge—memorizing words.
The Photo Shoot
This week the All-Stars got to do a photo shoot for corporate mall-squatter, Express. The winner will be featured in a National campaign and receive a lifetime supply of solid-colored long sleeve tees. Some highlights from the shoot:
-       “Out of all the girls here, I’m the model.” Brandi to J. Manuel.
-       In a cruel and hilarious joke, the producers put Trout Mouth in a red pantsuit they stole from Nancy Reagan. Jerks.
-       The Bitchuation (aka Camille) fell because her old, brittle bones couldn’t walk down the stairs in heels. (She’s 33, which she tells us every two to three minutes.)
The Judgment
As usual, the best-dressed girl at judging was Dewy Bumpkin, thanks to the tasteful, charming frocks sewn for her by her Grammy, Wanda Sue. (Let’s hope to see Wanda on the next Project Runway, eh?) Next, we got to see the aftermath of the day’s shoot, which seemed to warrant a collective “meh.” Also, Halloween apparently came early for The Grill, who decided to dress as a seven-year-old boy dressing as his five-year-old sister.
The winner for best photo? Everyone’s favorite suburban strip club retiree, Isis Sr.! Gross. And which two girls were left standing alone in front of Tyra’s squinty, shifting eyes? Camille and Lisa, who—according to Tyra—are polar opposites with one thing in common: excuses! Camille’s excuse: geriatrics. Lisa’s excuse: Her male co-models were too hungry and made her model bad. Some other words were said, and Lisa stepped forward to collect her photo. Camille, I’m sorry, but you are not still in the running towards becoming America’s Next Top Cycle 17 All-Star Winner Model-Type Person.
Best Tyra Quotes:
“…and her cousin the excuse monster!”
“Choo! Choo! The express train has arrived… to take someone …far, far away…from…here.”

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Tue, 01 May 2012 08:06:29 -0400

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Lady Lovely Locks ♥

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Tue, 01 May 2012 04:01:46 -0400

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Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:01:54 -0400

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smumbles:The four part documentary,

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:06:21 -0400

smumbles:

The four part documentary,

six15eleven:24 hours of A Christmas Story starts tonight!

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:03:53 -0400

six15eleven:

24 hours of A Christmas Story starts tonight!

ShownTheWay: Send me your questions....

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 08:05:21 -0400

ShownTheWay: Send me your questions....:

showntheway:

If you are Christian or a nonbeliever who has a specific question (or even a supposed “contradiction”, I say supposed because God’s Word is perfect) (Psalm 19:7) about Christianity, salvation, evolution vs. creation, send me those questions at: Shownthewayblog@hotmail.com

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ウイルス対策をやりたがらない知人を説得するには？ - スラッシュドット・ジャパン

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 04:04:11 -0400

ウイルス対策をやりたがらない知人を説得するには？ - スラッシュドット・ジャパン:

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shaolynne:One thing that I love even more than to suck...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 20:04:37 -0400

shaolynne:

One thing that I love even more than to suck his gorgeous dick is to feel it stretch my pussy!!!

semgarantia:Aprecio a estética.incidesi:Cast Iron Design

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:07:04 -0400

semgarantia:

Aprecio a estética.
incidesi:
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Sun, 29 Apr 2012 12:06:18 -0400

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Sun, 29 Apr 2012 08:03:30 -0400

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Sun, 29 Apr 2012 04:03:40 -0400

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kessia roberts

talkingobjects:Rendering Synthetic Objects Into Legacy...

"Everyone in me is a bird. I am beating all my wings."

susue:NIKE ナイキバスケットボールTシャツ / B.B.BOOSTER

Blinds #24

Just copped some fresh white chucks.

strapmeallday:Who wants to fuck my ass like this?

Steve Hope: Tim Emmett Indoor Ice Climbing for the BBC

spriceritz:ANTM ALL-STARS EPISODE RECAPEpisode 4: “Express line...

sparklesugar:Lady Lovely Locks ♥

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soi:ばけねこバッヂ (via nosonoso)

smumbles:The four part documentary,

six15eleven:24 hours of A Christmas Story starts tonight!

ShownTheWay: Send me your questions....

ウイルス対策をやりたがらない知人を説得するには？ - スラッシュドット・ジャパン

shaolynne:One thing that I love even more than to suck...

semgarantia:Aprecio a estética.incidesi:Cast Iron Design

Photo

scarlettmadison:From

sarahmoriartyparty:Chatterton 1856

susue:NIKE　ナイキバスケットボールTシャツ / B.B.BOOSTER